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[MUSIC].

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[MUSIC].

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[MUSIC]

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Toby, could you come in here?

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What, am I invisible?

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Oh.

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Could you give me the Gallagher file?

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The Gallagher file?

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Yes, yes, the Gallagher file.

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You want the Gallagher file?

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You want the Gallagher file?

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I'll give you the Gallagher file.

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[SCREAMING]

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Mr. Montaglione, I can't tell you how
pleased I am that you decided to talk

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to us first.

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You know, I... I can get
you an ashtray for those...

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Or you can just drop them on the
floor and we'll just get them later.

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Anyway, Mr. Montaglione,
when I heard that

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you had written a
book while you were in...

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The place you're in.

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I thought to myself... Money.

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Now there's a guy with a story to tell.

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Any book written by a thief... Man
such as yourself is gonna be big.

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What does that mean?

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A man such as myself.

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Well, it's just that.

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I mean, I'm sure you've
led an interesting life.

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Done a lot of interesting things.

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Met a lot of interesting people.

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[GUNSHOT]

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Anyway, Mr. Montaglione.

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Done.

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Oh.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I didn't know if that was
appropriate, but sure.

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Anyway, Don Montaglione.

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No, just Don.

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That's my name.

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Donald.

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Donald Montaglione.

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I'm sorry.

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I thought...

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Anyway, Don.

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Do you think I can see the book?

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Why?

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It's just... It's highly
unusual to make a

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bid on a book without
reading it first, you

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know?

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You don't trust Don Montaglione?

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No, no, no.

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I mean, yes.

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Yes.

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Of course I do.

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I thought you was a man of honor.

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Uh... Where are you going?

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When you insult my book, you insult me.

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I am going to Random House.

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Random House?

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Wait.

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I'm sure this is a great book.

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If I... Careful, Onos.

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Even without reading it, I
know it's a great book because...

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Because you're a great man.

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And that's a great cult.

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Please.

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We'll take the book.

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I'll think about it.

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Please do.

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We may be a small house, but
you'll get a lot of personal attention.

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I mean, you know, we're like a family here.

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Well, not like your family,
but... I said I'll think about it.

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Well, anyway, it's been
a pleasure meeting you.

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And you too.

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You big pistachio-eating fuck.

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Toby?

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Toby?

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Toby!

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Forgive me for
interrupting your quiet time.

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What? I was just dusting the keyboard.

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With your face?

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Toby, what's going on with you?

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It's nothing. I'm fine.

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For the past couple
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been... I don't know.
You've been acting...

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As though you were, well,
heading for a nervous breakdown.

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You just haven't been yourself.

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It's nothing.

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Now, look, if I get this Montelioni
book, things are gonna be insane.

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I cannot have you
falling asleep all the time.

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Now, if you want to take
some time off, I'll just get a temp.

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I'm fine.

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If you must know, I've been
having these nightmares lately.

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Can we drop it now?

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Nightmares? I mean, about what?

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It's nothing. Drop it. I'll deal with it.

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Well, maybe you need a little,
you know, help dealing with it.

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What do you mean?

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I mean, maybe you should,
you know, just see someone.

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What, like a date?

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No, no, it's a professional.

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What, like a gigolo? Who are you?

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A therapist, Toby.

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A therapist.

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Eh, no.

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Here, give Judith a call.
I'm sure she can help. Come on.

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Martin, I told you I'll deal with it.
It won't affect my work. So butt out.

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Okay. Okay.

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I need the Polk manuscript, okay?
The one with my changes.

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Polk manuscript?

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It's in the shredder.

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I shredded it.

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Is that a problem?

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Well, sometimes, I don't know why,
but sometimes I find myself having erotic

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thoughts about... Tim Conway.

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Ugh.

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I mean, I'm not gay or anything.
It's just that, I mean, he's so petite.

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I just want to hold him in
my arms and caress his head.

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Ugh. Toby?

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Sometimes I just hear the theme from
McHale's Navy, and I get an erection.

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Oh, that does it.
Someone trade seats with me.

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Toby, please. We don't pass judgment here.

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You know, it's perfectly
healthy to have sexual fantasies.

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Where's Bruce going?

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No, I can't. I'm too embarrassed.

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You should be. Tim Conway?
Lyle Waggon, maybe.

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All right, Bruce, we'll just
come back to you later, okay?

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Uh, Laura, how are you doing?

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Is this still the car problem?

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Well, it's getting worse.

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Every time I go near my car, I start
to shake, and then I can't breathe, and

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then I feel like I'm paralyzed.

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Have you tried both of those?

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Wait a second. Is this a fear of all
cars or just your car in particular?

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Toby, please.

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Better answer.

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No, just my car.

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Well, let's delve a little deeper
and see... So sell your car.

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This is Manhattan. You don't need a car.
Take a bus. Take it sexy.

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Oh. Well, I never thought of that.

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Laura, don't you think
that's a short-term solution?

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Hey, does anybody here want
to buy a 1988 Chevy Corsica?

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It's mint condition, only 107 miles.

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All right. It's Toby's turn.

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So, Toby, why don't you
tell us why you're here?

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It's really none of their business.

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Toby, this is group.
You wanted to be in group.

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It was cheaper.

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I know this is hard, but try to open up.

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Tell us what's bothering you.

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Well, I've been having
these nightmares lately.

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And what were the nightmares about?

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I'd tell you if you'd let me finish.

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I've been having these
nightmares about killing Martin.

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Oh. So you've been having
nightmares about killing your boss.

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What is there? An echo in here?

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Anyways, it's been going on for a while.

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Last night, I dreamed I'd slice his
head clean off with a paper cutter.

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And Tuesday night,
I rammed a pair of

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scissors right through
his eye into his brain.

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How do you feel about your boss?

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He's okay.
I mean, he pisses me off sometimes,

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but not enough to smash
his skull with a Rolodex.

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Toby, dreams can very often be symbolic.

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In all likelihood, this
isn't about your boss.

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He's just a symbol
for any authority figure.

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Could be your father or... Hey,
you leave my father out of this.

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Charlie Petalby was a great man.

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Sure. Okay. He wasn't perfect.

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I mean, he had this terrible habit
of sucking his teeth, you know,

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to get the food out between him.
It drove me crazy.

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Tell us more about your father.

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Well, he loved to garden
more than anything.

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Of course, we
lived in an apartment

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building, so you can
imagine his frustration.

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And he looked at me, and all he
said was... And I'll never forget this.

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All he said was, "Nice hat."

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"Nice hat."

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I never told him how much that hurt me.

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He always loved my
sister Gina more than me.

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They shared this mutual love of Perry Como.

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I just never saw the appeal.

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All right, Toby, we are
gonna have to stop here.

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Everyone else, I'll see you next Wednesday.

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That wasn't so bad.

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Except for the guy with
the Tim Conway thing.

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(GENTLE MUSIC)

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Uh, typing 125 words per minute. Wow.

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Dana, this resume is very impressive.

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Uh... Now, I hate to
ask you this, but, uh...

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Do you have any history of mental
illness or personality disorder?

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And I only ask because my
current secretary's a little... unstable.

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No, no mental problems here.

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Terrific. Well, Dana, you're hired.

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You're hired. When can you start?

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Um, Mr. Tupper, I'm
having some reservations.

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It's kind of embarrassing.

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I find myself very attracted to you,

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and I'm concerned that might
interfere with our working relationship.

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Dana, I'm flattered.

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But, uh, we're both mature adults,

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and I think if we maintain a
strictly professional demeanor,

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uh, there shouldn't be a problem.

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(SOBBING).

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(PANTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(PANTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING)

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Jesus!

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Toby, where's my coffee?

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(SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING).

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(SOBBING)

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Toby, have you seen my pencil?

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(SCREAMING)

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Enough already!

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What you said to me the other day, I,
as a man of honor, cannot disregard.

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Therefore, I know what I gotta do.

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You're gonna kill me.

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I gotta let you publish my book.

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(SCREAMING)

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Don.

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I... Don.

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You're making the right decision, really.

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Really? I'll have our legal people
work out the deal with your lawyers.

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No lawyers.

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No lawyers. You got it. No lawyers it is.

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So, uh, in terms of your cash
advance, I was thinking of, um...

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I did not write this book for money.

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I got enough money.

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I give the book to you as a gift.

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It's very generous of you.

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Of course you will repay this gift.

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You want to get
me into some kind

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of trouble. I don't
know what it is, but...

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Whatever you want from me,
the answer is no. You hear me?

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It's just no. No.

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No, Don. Really?

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You should get some money.
Consider it a gift from us.

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How substantial a gift.

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Well, I was thinking of a cash
advance of, say... $40,000?

261
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:26,000
I suppose I could accept
$40,000 as a favor to you.

262
00:12:26,001 --> 00:12:28,000
Terrific.

263
00:12:28,001 --> 00:12:31,000
That means that you still owe me a favor.

264
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:34,000
Nobody's gonna make me
do anything I don't want to do.

265
00:12:34,001 --> 00:12:40,000
How much would it take to
get us out of the favor zone?

266
00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:45,000
$75,000 against a $600,000
guarantee plus 5% of the gross

267
00:12:45,001 --> 00:12:49,000
and all the necessary ancillaries
and substantial promotionals.

268
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:54,000
I think I can live with that.

269
00:12:54,001 --> 00:12:57,000
I'll have our legal department
draw up the contract.

270
00:12:57,001 --> 00:12:59,000
Right, right. No. No contracts.

271
00:12:59,001 --> 00:13:04,000
Your way is good enough for me.

272
00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:06,013
So tomorrow you'll
bring the book and I'll

273
00:13:06,025 --> 00:13:08,000
have your advance,
and we'll get to work.

274
00:13:08,001 --> 00:13:10,000
I'll see my cell phone.

275
00:13:10,001 --> 00:13:15,000
Oh.

276
00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:18,000
Toby, could you come in here, please?

277
00:13:18,001 --> 00:13:23,000
How are you feeling?

278
00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:25,000
How do I look?

279
00:13:25,001 --> 00:13:28,000
But, Lord, if we're gonna have creatures
like that roaming around the lobby,

280
00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:30,000
what was the point in redecorating?

281
00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:31,000
You look a lot better.

282
00:13:31,001 --> 00:13:33,000
Okay, we got a lot of
work to do, so let's get to it.

283
00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:34,000
You better write this down.

284
00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:37,000
Call Jensen and legal. I need him
to sign off on an oral agreement.

285
00:13:37,001 --> 00:13:40,000
Call Caro and publicity.
I want press releases on all the papers.

286
00:13:40,001 --> 00:13:42,000
And then you better get back in here.
I have a lot of dictation to do.

287
00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:44,000
What, you want me to work through lunch?

288
00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:46,000
That'll be fine.

289
00:13:46,001 --> 00:13:48,000
You better go through all the
major newspapers and magazines

290
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,000
from the past five years.
Pull any articles in Montaglione.

291
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:52,000
I need those by Monday's staff meeting.

292
00:13:52,001 --> 00:13:54,000
But I'll have to come in over the weekend.

293
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,000
Okay.

294
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,000
Well, I have plans over the weekend.

295
00:13:57,001 --> 00:13:58,000
Can you cancel them?

296
00:13:58,001 --> 00:14:02,000
Oh, I suppose, but
I... Perfect. Good.

297
00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:05,000
Toby, what am I thinking?

298
00:14:05,001 --> 00:14:08,000
Get production to clear the presses
for the first two weeks and next month.

299
00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:10,000
Then we gotta do something about this.

300
00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:11,000
Throw out everything on my desk.

301
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:12,000
Throw it out.

302
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:13,000
(screams)

303
00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:15,000
(indistinct chatter).

304
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,000
I came this close to harpooning a
number two pencil right through his head.

305
00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:26,000
Just like in the dream.

306
00:14:26,001 --> 00:14:28,000
Toby, maybe we should
consider the possibility

307
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,000
that these dreams aren't about your father.

308
00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:32,000
They could just be about your boss.

309
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,000
Excuse me?

310
00:14:34,001 --> 00:14:36,000
Well, I get the feeling
that you're harboring

311
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,000
very strong feelings
of hostility towards him.

312
00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:40,000
You're suppressing them during the day,

313
00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:42,000
and so they're coming
out at night in your dreams.

314
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:44,000
Let me see if I follow this.

315
00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:46,000
You're telling me that when
I dream I want to kill Martin,

316
00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:48,000
that means I want to kill Martin?

317
00:14:48,001 --> 00:14:49,000
In a sense, yes.

318
00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:50,000
You better hunt a bunch for that.

319
00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:53,000
Boy, you got some kind
of racket going on here.

320
00:14:53,001 --> 00:14:55,000
I mean, you went to school for this?

321
00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:56,000
No, Toby, there's a lot more.

322
00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:58,000
You should be paying me.

323
00:14:58,001 --> 00:15:00,000
Hi.

324
00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:04,000
Hey, after all, I cured
the lady with the car thing.

325
00:15:04,001 --> 00:15:06,000
Look at her. She never looked better.

326
00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:10,000
Well, I think we've made
a breakthrough here.

327
00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:13,000
So, let's try and dig a little deeper

328
00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:16,000
and find out where all
this hostility is coming from.

329
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:19,000
Has your boss been
unusually hard on you lately?

330
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,000
Yeah, lately, but mostly
he treats me the same way

331
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:23,000
he's treated me the last nine years.

332
00:15:23,001 --> 00:15:26,000
Well, ten years actually.
It was ten years last Tuesday.

333
00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:29,000
And when did you say
these nightmares began?

334
00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:34,000
Last two... Oh, my God.

335
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:37,000
You are God!

336
00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:39,000
You are very God!

337
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:42,000
Thank you, Toby.

338
00:15:42,001 --> 00:15:45,000
Wow! So now what?

339
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:54,000
[

340
00:15:54,001 --> 00:15:56,000
This is about a butterfly.

341
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:57,000
Yeah, yeah.

342
00:15:57,001 --> 00:15:59,000
I thought this book was
going to be about you.

343
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,000
I mean, about your life.

344
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,000
What is? Yeah, sure.

345
00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:04,000
It's an allegory.

346
00:16:04,001 --> 00:16:07,000
I see myself as a butterfly.

347
00:16:07,001 --> 00:16:09,000
I started out as a mort.

348
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:12,000
Dirty, ugly, chewing
holes in people's clothes.

349
00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:14,000
But then they captured
me, they put me in a jar,

350
00:16:14,001 --> 00:16:17,000
and in the jar, a miraculous
transformation took place.

351
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:24,000
And I started to tiny... No, I don't
want to spoil the ending for you.

352
00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:28,000
You were a moth, and
you turned into a butterfly.

353
00:16:28,001 --> 00:16:29,000
Yeah.

354
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:31,000
In a jar. Yeah.

355
00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:36,000
Well, I got to be honest with you, Don.

356
00:16:36,001 --> 00:16:39,000
I have no intention of ever
paying you one red sand.

357
00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:40,000
I'm having some problems with this.

358
00:16:40,001 --> 00:16:42,000
Problems? What problems?

359
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,000
Well, first of all, moths
don't turn into butterflies.

360
00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:46,000
Caterpillars turn into butterflies.

361
00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:49,000
Who gives a shit? It's a fucking allegory.

362
00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:52,000
Toby, thank God you're here.

363
00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:53,000
I quit.

364
00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:54,000
What do you mean you quit?

365
00:16:54,001 --> 00:16:56,000
I quit. Which words don't you understand?

366
00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:58,000
Why? Why are you quitting?

367
00:16:58,001 --> 00:17:01,000
My therapist recommended it.

368
00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:05,000
Vito, show all my drawings.

369
00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:08,000
Huh?

370
00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:09,001
Here.

371
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:15,000
Uh... Could you
excuse me for a minute?

372
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:25,000
Judith, what the hell did you say to her?

373
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:27,000
Martin, you know I can't
discuss this with you.

374
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:28,000
Then why did you tell her to quit?

375
00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:29,000
She quit?

376
00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:31,000
I never told her to quit.

377
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:34,000
Martin, I'm a therapist.
We don't tell people to do anything.

378
00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:37,000
Well, you must have told her
something because she quit.

379
00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:38,000
Wow.

380
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:40,000
Well, how do you feel?

381
00:17:40,001 --> 00:17:43,000
Well, I feel like I can't find my files.

382
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:45,000
I feel like there's no
one to answer my phone.

383
00:17:45,001 --> 00:17:48,000
Well, you know, Martin, maybe
you should just explore these feelings.

384
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:50,000
Okay. Fuck you, Judith.

385
00:17:50,001 --> 00:18:02,000
Toby?

386
00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:06,000
What the hell's going on?

387
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,000
If you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you.

388
00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:10,000
Ah, come on, Toby.

389
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:15,000
Now talk to me. Why did you quit?

390
00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:17,000
You wanna know? You really wanna know?

391
00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:19,000
I can't work for you anymore.

392
00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:23,000
I feel too much anger towards
you and I just can't express it.

393
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:26,000
What are you talking about?
You're always expressing it.

394
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:28,000
You're the angriest person I know.

395
00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:31,000
No, I got it bottled up inside
of me and it builds and it builds.

396
00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:32,000
Well, then just express it.

397
00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:33,000
I can't.

398
00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:35,000
Come on, come on. Get it over
with and just come back to work.

399
00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:36,000
No.

400
00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:37,000
Come on, come on. I'm all ears.

401
00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:38,000
No!

402
00:18:38,001 --> 00:18:39,000
Goddammit, express it!

403
00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:46,000
Oh, my God. Are you all right?

404
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:50,000
Look at his eyes. Like a dead fish.

405
00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:51,000
What the hell was that for?

406
00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:53,000
You forgot our anniversary.

407
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,000
What?

408
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:58,000
Last Tuesday was our tenth anniversary.
Ten years, Martin.

409
00:18:58,001 --> 00:19:04,000
And in ten years, what? No flowers,
no candy, no nothing. Not even a card.

410
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:07,000
Oh, gee, Toby, I didn't realize.

411
00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:09,000
You wanna know how I
celebrated our anniversary?

412
00:19:09,001 --> 00:19:13,000
I collated twelve copies of a four
hundred page manuscript by hand

413
00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:16,000
because the collator was
broken and you wanted it ASAP.

414
00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:17,000
I needed it ASAP.

415
00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:21,000
You see what I mean? I'm nothing
to you but a piece of office equipment.

416
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:25,000
I'm a collator. I'm a stapler.
I'm a hole punch. That's all.

417
00:19:25,001 --> 00:19:27,000
I'll get you some ice.

418
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:30,000
Oh, Toby.

419
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:33,000
Toby, I don't think you're a hole punch.

420
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:36,000
You're a... a person.

421
00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:42,000
Oh, really?
If I'm a person, what color are my eyes?

422
00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:51,000
Your eyes? Uh... Come on. Your
eyes are, uh... Green and gold.

423
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:53,000
Misty, dawn, gray and desert sunrise blue.

424
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:55,000
Orange and coconut.

425
00:19:55,001 --> 00:19:56,000
Sea colored.

426
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:57,000
They're blue!

427
00:19:57,001 --> 00:19:58,000
Right. Right, blue.

428
00:19:58,001 --> 00:19:59,000
Blue's a sea color.

429
00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:03,000
Martin, I want out. This relationship
is not working for me anymore.

430
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:07,000
I give and I give and all you do is take.
Here.

431
00:20:07,001 --> 00:20:08,000
Thank you.

432
00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:16,000
In ten years, have you ever
once gotten me a cup of coffee?

433
00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:18,000
Have you ever once ordered me lunch?

434
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:22,252
No, but... That's
not my job. That's

435
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:27,000
your job. You know,
you're my secretary.

436
00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:28,916
Oh, so that means
you don't ever have to

437
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,000
straighten up my desk
or bring me anything?

438
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:35,000
Well, Martin, will you bring in
the Larson calling file, please?

439
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,000
No, that's what I pay you for.

440
00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:38,000
You're hopeless.

441
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:41,000
Toby, what do you want from me?
I'm here. I'm asking you to come back.

442
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:44,000
I mean, what more can I possibly do?

443
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:46,000
I need to know that you care.

444
00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:48,000
I care.

445
00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:50,000
Oh, sure. You care.

446
00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:53,000
But do you care? There's a difference.

447
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Still hard to grasp, don't you think?

448
00:20:57,001 --> 00:20:59,000
I see.

449
00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:03,000
Do you realize that in ten years,
you've spent more time with me than with

450
00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:04,000
any other woman?

451
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:09,000
And in ten years, have you ever
once said those three little words?

452
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,000
You mean... Let's go swimming.

453
00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:13,000
What exactly do you mean?

454
00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:17,000
You know what I mean.
Those three little words.

455
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:24,000
Don't get me wrong. I don't mean
anything romantic. But, you know... Toby...

456
00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:30,000
I... I appreciate you.
You know, I really do.

457
00:21:30,001 --> 00:21:34,000
Appreciate?
Ten years and all I get is appreciate.

458
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:40,000
Well, I value you. A lot.
You're an important part of my life.

459
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:41,000
And?

460
00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:44,000
And you're there for me every day.
I mean, the office.

461
00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:47,000
You know, the office
couldn't function without you.

462
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:48,000
And?

463
00:21:48,001 --> 00:21:52,257
I guess in a certain
very qualified

464
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:58,000
employer-employee
kind of way. I... I love you.

465
00:21:58,001 --> 00:22:01,000
Oh, really? How much?

466
00:22:01,001 --> 00:22:03,000
Don't push it.

467
00:22:03,001 --> 00:22:14,000
Thank you very much, Toby.

468
00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:15,000
No sweat.

469
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:19,000
By the way, your eleven o'clock
meeting with Don Montaglione is canceled.

470
00:22:19,001 --> 00:22:20,000
Why?

471
00:22:20,001 --> 00:22:21,000
'Cause he's dead.

472
00:22:21,001 --> 00:22:24,000
Dead?

473
00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:26,000
He bought it last night
at Arturo's clam house.

474
00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:29,000
Oh, my God. What is this? A mob hit?

475
00:22:29,001 --> 00:22:30,000
He choked on an oyster.

476
00:22:30,001 --> 00:22:35,000
I guess we can't do the book now.

477
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:36,000
Jesus.

478
00:22:36,001 --> 00:22:40,000
Why don't you send him back to Vito
with my condolences and just throw in a

479
00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:41,000
couple of pounds of pistachios?

480
00:22:41,001 --> 00:22:44,000
Nice gesture. So how's the face?

481
00:22:44,001 --> 00:22:46,000
It's fine. Fine.

482
00:22:46,001 --> 00:22:48,617
Uh, you don't plan
on expressing yourself

483
00:22:48,629 --> 00:22:51,000
like that on a
regular basis, do you?

484
00:22:51,001 --> 00:22:53,000
Only when you get out of line.

485
00:22:53,001 --> 00:23:01,000
You know, it's...
it's great to have you back, too.

486
00:23:01,001 --> 00:23:03,000
Because I... I do love you.

487
00:23:03,001 --> 00:23:04,000
I do.

488
00:23:04,001 --> 00:23:08,000
And I don't mean just as a secretary.

489
00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:13,000
I love you... as a woman.

490
00:23:13,001 --> 00:23:16,000
[Music]

491
00:23:16,001 --> 00:23:17,000
[Screams]

492
00:23:17,001 --> 00:23:19,000
[Music].

493
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
[Music]

494
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,000
[Music]

495
00:23:24,001 --> 00:23:26,000
[Music]

496
00:23:26,001 --> 00:23:28,000
[Music].

497
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
[Music]

498
00:23:31,001 --> 00:23:33,000
[Music]

499
00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:35,000
[Music]

500
00:23:35,001 --> 00:23:37,000
[Music]

501
00:23:37,001 --> 00:23:39,000
[Music]

502
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,000
[music]

503
00:23:41,001 --> 00:23:43,000
[music]

504
00:23:43,001 --> 00:23:45,000
[music]

505
00:23:45,001 --> 00:23:47,000
[music]

506
00:23:47,001 --> 00:23:49,000
[music]

507
00:23:49,001 --> 00:23:52,000
(upbeat music)

508
00:23:52,001 --> 00:23:54,000
(upbeat music)

509
00:23:54,001 --> 00:23:57,000
(upbeat music)

510
00:23:57,001 --> 00:23:59,000
(upbeat music)

511
00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:26,000
(bell dings)

512
00:24:26,001 --> 00:24:29,000
(birds chirping)

513
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:33,000
(upbeat music)

514
00:24:33,001 --> 00:24:35,000
[horn honking].